Friday, September 3, 2010

Hello Readers.

Look at the fish to your right. Now back to this post. Now back to the fish. Now back to this post! Unfortunately, my fish seem hungry. But I know how they can be full!
Look down. Back up! What's your hand on? It's on a computer mouse, a click from which can FEED MY FISH!
Move the cursor onto the fish, now off of the fish, now onto the fish! If you click that mouse, some food will come out, so click it.
CLICK AGAIN! The fish have now been fed. Anything is possible when you listen to my advice.
I'm in the center of the universe.
(Dee dee dee doo doo!)

2 comments:

  1. So, if the Universe is infinitely large, how do you tell that you're in the center?

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  2. Haha...Old Spice much?

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